1. teen-tltan:

    penispolice:

    im so confused

    every teenager goes through this phase, its just puberty.

    (Source: unnaturalist, via unretrieved)

     

  2. theblueboxiscoming:

    im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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    spiderman dances to the beat

    no matter what song
    ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

    (Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via nickiminajvevo)

     

  3. twerkys:

    my hobbies include pretending to text so i dont have to talk to you

    (Source: baracknobama, via rolling-in-the-deep-dish)

     

    1. me at age 12: ew older men
    2. now: wow he's only 30?
     

  4. lukeaesthetic:

    when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo

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    (Source: hocuspocusaf, via beyoncesasshole)

     
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  6. jellyworld:

    *enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello

    (via beyoncesasshole)

     

  7. imorb:

    how do snakes have sex

    i mean they’re

    fuckin

    noodles

    (via edward-scissorhandss)

     
  8. (Source: churchsext, via toolazytolive)

     

  9. edgarsbitch:

    alecstasy:

    alecstasy:

    my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple

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    when will my nipple come back from the war

    (via telapathetic)

     

  10. achoomnida:

    if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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    the perfume department 

    (via telapathetic)

     
  11. Amazing grace

    (Source: jayisdead, via lisaspliffson)

     
  12. (Source: faruhanu, via totesdefleppard)

     
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  14. kiradax:

    pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
    cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

    (via rolling-in-the-deep-dish)